You Ever See This? Monkey and Cat Make-out Session

Posted by Serious Weim on 10:01 AM in ,
Alright, I thought that this was too good to be true... but jesus christ... it's true. The "You ever see this?" title couldn't be more appropriate for this video. Inter-species love has never looked so sexy. (Uhhh, alright... that was a little to far, even for me.)

I can only imagine how kinky this is for that monkey. Also, kudos to him for pressuring that cat into this. He's a real man.

Yeahhh... that's what I'm talkin' about, brah.

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Google Trends: Jacko No. 2

Posted by Serious Weim on 1:06 PM in ,

I know that I already made a post about this shit... but I just wanted to emphasize the current values of people in America.

Not to say that I value real news to celeb gossip, but I lord knows I like to judge other people...

Here are the trends...

The financial crisis, Recession,
and Jacko

Shit, son.

What CNN really cares about...

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Random List: Top 11 Products used for purposes other than intended [College Version]

Posted by Serious Weim on 11:55 AM in ,
1. Ping Pong Balls
Honestly, how many college students take the art of ping pong that seriously? I'm sure that 80% of the market for these among bros ages 18-24 are for beer pong. I don't think I've ever met someone in college that actually plays ping pong...

2. Milk Crates
Alright, I know that these are rarely bought, but found... but I severely doubt that anyone crates milk in these. These are the number one structural device for furniture construction amongst poor college kids.

Also, apparently, they are used for a game called 'Crate Ball.' I can't say I've ever played this... but I'm assuming it is just as bad-ass to fat frats dudes as 'Corn Hole.' (Or to you non-cornfield schoolers: 'Bags.')

Here is a website called The Milkcrate Digest. People can get creative with these plastic boxes. Here is an impressive milk crate briefcase. Wow, I would actually respect anyone with this.

3. Christmas Lights
These are a great investment to create angelically lighted winter land wonder during the holiday season. Also, they are a cheap alternative lighting device for any dorm room.
Milford Sound in New Zealand

4. Radar Detectors
The original and non-illegal usage for these have been lost in my mind. If you're not tracking cops when you're drunk driving, what the hell are you doing?! ...But really, I would never drive drunk... ever. (I must say this for legal purposes.)

5. Duct Tape
Are we ever taping ducts? I know this isn't a trend just among college kids... but really... what is a duct?

People have gotten really creative with this shit. I've seen crazy stuff made with duct tape. Beyond the usual multi-purpose-fixes-every-g'damn-thing.

Look at these guys... jesus. I don't know whether to respect them, or to injure them. (Well, maybe assault is a little extreme in these times. ...but just a little.)

Here are a few more pictures because this shit just doesn't get old.

But wait... this get's worse. There is a scholarship offered to the sorry asshole that can make the most obscene duct tape ensemble. Here's the website. Honestly, this is foh real.

6. Post-its
How many college kids actually use these for reminders? They are way too entertaining for that shit. 'Specially when they come in so many bitchin' colors. I've seen way too many videos on CollegeHumor.com with drunk bros post-it-ing their other drunk bros rooms or cars.

The 'two in the pink, one in the stink' hand sign makes this picture all the better. And more college-glorious.

Besides being a douche to your friends by post-it-ing all of their personal possessions, other people got even more creative with these semi-sticky squares of paper.

7. Cranberry Juice
I really don't know if anyone drinks cranberry juice for fun or for its fantastic nutritional value. I've only ever seen it mixed with shitty vodka and other low-price liquors.

8. 'Water" and "Tobacco" pipes
Ok, who are we kidding, you guys? For the frugal college student, those corn pipes are the way to go. Who really goes to Walgreens to buy a corn pipe for smoking tobacco? If you're going to be fancy, you might as well buy a legit pipe.

As for the rest of you more fancy stoners, water pipes are the way.

8b. Apples
This also brings me to the usage of apples. I know that they are nutritious and delicious, but they are useful too. Ever since the movie "40-Year-Old Virgin," these have been a standard item for those not even fancy enough for a corn pipe.

9. Blenders
I've realized that the majority of this list is dedicated to ways to drink or break the law somehow... this just adds to that.

Whenever a young blond bimbo asks her parents to buy a blender for her dorm room because she, "Can't like, live without smoothies," you know she's full of shit. Any kid that has a blender in their dorm room is the one that makes friends the fastest and has nightly margarita parties.

10. Google
All I have to say is... spell-check.

11. Finally.... Computers.
These are meant for taking notes and studying, right? ::Sigh:: Of course not! The number one usage is to watch porn, playing sudoku and looking up 'meaty vaginas' on CollegeHumor.com during class. Honestly, how often do we legitimately use these for furthering our education?

I bet that kid in the second row first on the left is Facebooking the chick next to him. Yeah, we all see you looking down her shirt, bro. You're not fooling anyone.

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Random List: 9 Scary Children's Drawings [Realized]

Posted by Serious Weim on 1:17 PM in ,

We all used to draw pictures when we were little. You know, the ones our parents put up on the fridge and what-not. Have you ever looked back on these? Once they were cute, but now they look a little bit off and can be creepy.

(This one to the left is a true winner. ...jesus...)

These artists has chosen to take these drawings and finish them to their 'full potential.' Amazingly enough, he isn't the only one to do this. Pretty good idea, eh?

SOO... These are seemingly innocent children's drawings that can also be creepy to the extreme.

Also, I must give street cred to the people who made these. So, here you go... and again.

1. Honestly, the kid's picture is way better in this one. Still haunting I might say... The red eyes make it.

2. This one is pretty gweat. I've never seen a monster quite as hairy as this guy. Also, the unsymmetrical/unevenly distributed fingers and toes add to it's undeniable charm.

3. Lyson is obviously the next big thing to hit the surrealist art scene. This rabbit-cat-bunny-man creature brings joy and solace to every viewer. I would pay 3,000USD for this. No really, I would. I would even throw in my hamster. His name is Rufiot.

4. This makes me fear the future generation.

5. Another fucking skeleton? Jesus, what are they feeding their kids? A large cup of opium tea and two helpings of shroom-doritios?

6. This one is a little different. Instead of realizing the drawing as another scary drawing, this artist decided to take it to the next level. Real life...

7. This reminds me of that movie Beetlejuice.
When what's her face gets married to what's his face. And then something happens somewhere. Ring a bell?

8. This one isn't all too scary actually. It just reminds me of that trippy/being-on-x feeling we all had as kids.

And finally

9. This one isn't even scary. Or trippy. Well, maybe trippy.... but it is amazing.

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